At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...
but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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• Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi.....
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.
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