Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

ä Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it

Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.

Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.