Congratulations on the termination of your isolation and may I express an appreciation of your
determination to end the desperation and frustration which has caused you so much consternation
in giving you the inspiration to make a combination to bring an accumulation to the population.
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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
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"Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again."
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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'
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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
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When you get to the point where you really
understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Military do it on command!
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