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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Landlords do it the 1st of every month
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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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HR specialist:
If you love someone, set her free by offering her
VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
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Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.
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A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her.
She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."
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Gusto ko na benta cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko hagis, durugin at tadyakan ang cell phone ko... lam mo ba? Gusto ko na panakaw to... lam mo ba? Maloloka na ko sa pag-iintay ng text mo... lam mo ba?
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I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.
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