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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Australians do it Down Under
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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
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"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the
greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."
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• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai
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• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
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He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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