FRIENDSHIP IS.... FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do

No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Garbagemen come twice a week

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

A True Luv A true luve is something to know and feel A true luv is never unreal.

The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.