What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain? Gifted.
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# Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I
never have to live without you."
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
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# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
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"The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time."
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# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
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• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"
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