• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

A friend is sweet when it is new. And it is sweeter when it is true. But you know what? It is sweetest when it is you.

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.

ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"

• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do...

Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.