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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !

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Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly

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Does your name begin with: B You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

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• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

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# I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.

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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

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What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai

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Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

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