The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded, "Well, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either. Let's see... 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is ..., 9 is ..., well if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime... Well, it does seem right.

• Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

love: when your heart flutters everytime you see them. lust: when your groin twitches everytime you see them. marriage: when your wallet empties everytime you see them.

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

Getting married is like buying a dishwasher: You'll never need to do it by hand again.