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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Frank Sinatra does it his way

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An english professor wrote up on the board "woman without her man is nothing" And told his students to punctuate it. The males in the class wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The Females wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links out hearts together even if we walks separate roads of life.

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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

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One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

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Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*

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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

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