What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"
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"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"
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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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A True Luv
A true luve is something to know and feel
A true luv is never unreal.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Gardeners do it in the bushes
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5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic
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What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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