Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi. Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…

She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but I'm willing to cry with you.

If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."

I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.

If you want to be happy for a day, get a date. Happy for a week, get a lover. Happy till the end, keep me.