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In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
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I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
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When computing, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
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Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.
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Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai
Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Bankers do it with interest
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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
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"Don't forget to love yourself."
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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
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