Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Impatient: If you love someone, set her free. If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!

I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone.

A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

I don't regret the things I have done and the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.