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Sara Nepal's Instant SMS &
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• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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MAN.ZIP: Funny program.
Expect a laugh when unzipped.
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# Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
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"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky
would be in the palm of my hand."
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Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
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"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
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"A friend is someone who knows the song
in your heart and can sing it back to you
when you have forgotten the words."
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Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
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# Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
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# Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.
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"Everyone hears what you say.
Friends listen to what you say.
Best friends listen to what you don't say."
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