"Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies."

How can you tell the stage you're playing on is level? The banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."

A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

Does your name begin with: Y You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.

Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?

If you practice, tune, make a sound check, and sit down to play, it's folk music. Otherwise, it's bluegrass.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.