# Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.

In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

"Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time... It tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other."

ä Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!

ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.

Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."