I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like you - a precious gift from God!
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"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart."
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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ä Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.
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Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.'
Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'
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"There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not."
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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
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