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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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• Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

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When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

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6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A: A tran-sister.

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God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

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"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

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"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."

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