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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
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If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.
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• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What?
Ur eyes, sir !
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Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!
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Why do so many people take an instant dislike to the viola? It saves time.
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To err is human...to blame your computer
for your mistakes is even more human,
its downright natural.
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It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says
"Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'd end up taking too
long doing it. I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove
it..." He goes over to his terminal and runs his program. Reading
the output on the scr...
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