Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

OUT OF MY CONTROL Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife? A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!

"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."

• Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business.

Ä If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!