HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

A true luv is gentle and sharing A true luv is never not caring.

Why it's better to be a Woman! We can cry and get off speeding fines.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better. We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

Why it's better to be a Woman! Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.