How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

"Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even celebration of another's personhood."

# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.

Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

"So much of what we know of love we learn at home."

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.