I want a husband who is decent, God-fearing, well-educated, smart, sincere, respectful, treats me as an equal, has a great body, and has the same interests in life as me. Now I don't think that's too much to ask of a billionaire, do you?

# God could have said magic words to make the nails fall off the cross, but He didn't. That's love.

"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

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You're sweeter than glucose.

I admit I'll never be the perfect friend. I'll never be there always. I may not make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I could do. To be the person I could be for you.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.