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• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
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A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her.
She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."
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C++ Programmer:
If {you love(m_she)}
{m_she.free}( );
}
else
{
if m_she = = null}
m_she = new .she};
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"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I
never have to live without you."
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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• What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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Rhett Butler:
If you love someone, set YOURSELF free,
If she asks you why
Say you don’t give a damn.
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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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No sex with anyone in the same office.
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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
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