# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. "
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Ambulance drivers come quicker
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"If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, She’s yours,
If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"
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She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
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Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.
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I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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The years will come the years will go but with each 1 i wil always know whichever way the road may bend u wil always be my best friend
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,
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