4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Does your name begin with: Y You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.

"Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are."

Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… but I won't.

"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

It is because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until they speak."

Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

A man finds his wife in bed with another man. "What are you doing?" he yells. "See," she says to her lover, "I told you he was dumb.

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend."