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In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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Mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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Psychologist:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back her super ego is dominant,
If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme,
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
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"True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I
never have to live without you."
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FRIENDS 4 LIFE
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
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A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
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# Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief
was spending less than his wife did.
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