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• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear
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"If you love someone, set her free.
If she comes back, She’s yours,
If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"
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# During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.
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Marriage is like a cage; those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?" The other replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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If love is a dream, then marriage is an alarm clock.
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? 5, one to change it and 4 to tell him how much better they could do it.
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"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
DJs do it on request
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