The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !

Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heart and lock it up. I'll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me.

A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred.

"If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, She’s yours, If she doesn’t She never was. !!!"

Does your name begin with: Z You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate and attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend? Homeless.

If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.