"It's still sexual harassment, even if you enjoyed it."

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

love: when intercourse is called making love. lust: all other times. marriage: what's intercourse?

Pyar mein kisine Dhoka to kisine kasam khayi hai Hum wo majnoo hai jisne sirf laat khayi hai

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

Friends are like mangga... you'll never know which is sweet and which is not. Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mangga in you!

"You call it madness, but I call it love."

1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have? A: None.

"Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less."

• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !