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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.
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Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
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An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously
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What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best."
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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? Root position cords.
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Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare,
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
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