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"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."

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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

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A smile makes us look younger… while prayers make us feel stronger… and friends…? They make us enjoy life forever.

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• If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com

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Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes? So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.

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The tri stages of how interested he is in sex... Age 25: Tri-weekly Age 45: Try-weekly Age 69: Try-weakly

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A best man's speech should be like a mini-skirt; short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials.

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Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down

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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!

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