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Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant, If she doesn’t come back her ID is supreme, If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

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# Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Bankers do it with interest

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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

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Ninety percent of men cheat in marriage. The rest do not marry.

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The nicest place these days is right beside your friends. Usog konti, tabi ako!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Military do it on command!

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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."

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Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!

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