HR specialist: If you love someone, set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

Friendship is a gift that is fair in all things. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay not for a while but for a lifetime.

• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What? Ur eyes, sir !

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

Why do violists get antsy when they see the Kama Sutra? All those positions!

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.