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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Truckers do it on the road
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Love is a word composed of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar
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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.
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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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Sign seen on the back of a truck: Driver carries no money, his wife has it.
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• Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.
Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.
Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi…
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SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
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Ghar ghar main diya jale
To diwali mat samjho
Agar main tera peeche paroon
To mawali mat samjho
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A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
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