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Suspicious:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she ever comes back. Ask her why
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...It's you!
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"I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell till I met you."
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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"Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes."
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A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says,
"Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her.
She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."
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Q: Would a clever woman make a good wife?
A: A clever woman won't BECOME a wife!
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An MBA:
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously,
And look for others simultaneously
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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
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"You call it madness, but I call it love."
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Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
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