3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.

ä Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.

Ä Are you free for the rest of your life?

I was never tired of this life and it's not gonna matter if I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall, you won't let me hit the ground. Thanks for being around.

I have a pen which is blue, I have a friend which is you. Flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say goodbye.

Ä If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.

One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.