Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'd go through anything for you. Let's start with your bank account.

Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.

God in heaven, God above, please protect the friend I love. Sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, I love my friend who's reading this.

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

Ä God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as beautiful.... as "YOU!" .. *