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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free

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"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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A man should keep his friends in a constant repair. The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

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If you open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It's you. True friends are hard to find so I kept you.

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"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."

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Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

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A true luv is there and always on ur mind A true luv is never unkind.

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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

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