3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.
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MAN.ZIP: Funny program.
Expect a laugh when unzipped.
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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.
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Men who say they can see through women are missing a lot.
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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
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Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."
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Why it's better to be a Woman!
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
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Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
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It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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