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How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

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Why do so many fishermen own banjos? They make great anchors!

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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

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☻FRIENDSHIP TEST... thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

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• A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

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Why it's better to be a Woman! We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

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Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

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