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# When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
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• A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
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"He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes."
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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• What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
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PRICELESS GIFT
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
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When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Detectives do it under cover
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