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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb? Only 1, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way Earl (Scruggs) would have done it.
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Ä Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX
Frank Sinatra does it his way
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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# My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
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Men's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
Women's motto: Whoever dies with the most toys still dies and gives it all to his wife.
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I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
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A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates. I lost a coin when I texted you, but it's okay because I got you.
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You're sweeter than glucose.
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Woman #1: (holding a large potato in each hand) "These potatoes remind me of my husband's balls."
Woman #2: "My goodness, are they that large?"
Woman #1: "No, they're that dirty!"
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Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back within some time. Forget her!!
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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.
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