What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out To Lunch, Think It Over."

"Who says love never lives? Maybe we've never lived."

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

A husband should never question his wife's judgement. Look whom she married!

COMPUTER A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! FRIENDS ALWAYS In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE! ANGEL FRIENDS I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

# Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

"Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever."

3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.