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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are tellers

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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do... but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Australians do it Down Under

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# Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open

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Ä Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX DJs do it on request

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