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ä You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar

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What are the differences between a peso and a friend? A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find. A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth. I don't have a peso but I have you!

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# Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

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4. Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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• If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards, No Late Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com

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My mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be!

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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

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Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

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# When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast

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"Friends are God's way of taking care of us."

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