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Why it's better to be a Woman!
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
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# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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# There are two kinds of love Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.
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What is the definition of an optimist? An accordion player with a pager.
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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
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Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!
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"If today is the first day of the rest of your life, then what the hell was yesterday?"
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Why do men like masturbation?
Its sex with someone they love.
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7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
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