"Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole."

7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

Why do men like blonde jokes so much? Because they can understand them

Most husbands don't like to hear their wives struggling with housework; so they turn up the volume on the television.

Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember. Take care.

• Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

Why it's better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first.

"My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life."

# If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.