• Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain! Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: Bilkul nahi! Gal: To phir rehne do...

Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike.

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ERP Functional Expert: If you love someone, set her free, If she comes back, map her into your system, If she doesn’t carry out a gap fit analysis.

Pessimist : If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

Man: Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? Woman: Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

Priest: 'I don't think you will ever find another man like you late husband.' Wife: 'Who's gonna look?'

You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere