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"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

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"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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Why it's better to be a Woman! Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Dentists do it orally

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How do you make a chainsaw sound like a bari-sax? Add vibrato.

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When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

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If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX Detectives do it under cover

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