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love: when your eyes meet across a crowded room. lust: when your tongues meet across a crowded room. marriage: when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

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My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

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# Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

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Does your name begin with: Y You are sensual and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating and romantic.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.

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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

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"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"

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FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere

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I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

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