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Statistician: If you love someone, set her free If she loves you the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn’t your relation was improbable anyway.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,

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A true luv is honest and trust is what its all about A true luv is never something to doubt.

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Remember that Brandy makes you Randy, Whisky makes you Frisky, but it's a good stiff Johnny Walker that makes you Pregnant.

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In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

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"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

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Friendship is... "Friendship is one mind in two bodies." Mencius

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A man owes his success to his first wife; and his second wife to his success.

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Sex has no calories.

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Why it's better to be a Woman! New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Ä Why a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!

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